i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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