Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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