i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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