So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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