is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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