if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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