I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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