Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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