One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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