I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just high enough for therapy.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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