...so i touched it.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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