Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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