I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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