If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i need some magic done to my vagina
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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