You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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