Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
God, I missed his penis.
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