oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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