I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Come see our sink grown plant.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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