My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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