U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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