and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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