those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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