I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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