just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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