did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
