I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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