Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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