is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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