oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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