yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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