So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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