So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i think we sleep fucked last night...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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