Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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