you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
When did angry sex become our thing?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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