Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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