this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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