i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Still dying that you shit outside
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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