Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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