I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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