babies were throwing up all over the place
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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