Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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