try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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