I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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