is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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