Clothes are such an inconvenience.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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