Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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