...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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