i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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