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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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