im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
