My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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